What's up with Malaysian viewers?

First of all,as an individual with a right to voice out my general opinion on a subject that is not political I think It's safe to say I'm gonna bitch out everything I want here and to those who doesn't like reading a blog that spills out hate I suggest you to exit from this page and surf other sites that are wholesome.

Entertainment.One of the major contributor to our economy other than taxes and duties.Specifically mentioning,Movies.No doubt everyone likes to watch movies to get entertained,to release stress and to kill time but I strongly believe in what's worth our time and everyone here does.



I'm gonna skip to the schematic context of writing an essay and skip to the fucking point.

First of all,our viewers are subliminally articulate and think that they are smart.Everytime when you leave a cinema after watching a movie you'll discuss it with your pals and it goes something like 'wow! that was the shit imma watch it again','what a very good acting' and 'oh hell i've wasted 11 bucks on that one'.It's rather annoying but you just have to remind yourself 'well that's his opinion,he's free to say anything he wants'.



Getting to the point,Malaysian viewers LOVE action flick no doubt bout that.To entertain a Malaysian,all you need to do is to make a movie that uses 90% of the movie based on good CGI (Computer Generated Image or Computer Graphic Image).Other than that,you could make horror movies..no matter how foolish the plot is..Malaysian likes to watch ghost and ghouls performing on the big screen.There was this movie recently,Transformers 2 you call it.My opinion on it?

FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!
By far disappointing.Cheesy dialogues,lame unecessary scenes,racist jokes,mediocre plot device and more to it that I wouldn't stop rambling on.The thing is,the hate flares up more when you notice everyone loves it.

What's more bugging?when a good movie getting dissed out.Yes,Sam Raimi's Drag Me To Hell is not appreciated by our viewers.Hello?comparing to the utter bullshit projected by Transformers 2,Drag Me To Hell was indeed discriminated.I wouldn't say it's a fucking genius movie but hell it's a way better movie than Transformers 2 based on it's writing,goofs that were simply relevant to Sam's horror franchaise,well structured plot device and realistic dialogues *when I say that,I'm saying that some movies nowadays overused their lines value.Things that doesn't need to be say by a character are said and that results time wasting.You would just shout 'SHUT THE FUCK UP,THAT LINE WASN'T NECESSARY,totally predictable and corny!'

Someone complained that 'Drag me to hell was too out of context'.Well that's based on what he's expecting from a horror movie which is an old fashioned horror movie.Yep,he was expecting that depressing mood of a horror film and the gripping suspense.The thing about this movie,it's completely a revelation to all the stereotypical horror movies out there.You got goofs,some humour and a storyline that is out of this world and the brilliant thing about it..it was executed well,didn't stray out of context and is nowhere near the 'comedy' genre but at the same time it made you laughed.




My Rating for Drag Me to Hell = 3.5
and as for Transformers 2 Revenge of The Fallen =2.0

Rating given are not biased at all.

To abbreviate this matter,Malaysian viewers love an eye candy to please their eye whenever they walk in into a cinema.That being said about the CGI oh and yeah CHICKS.We're infested with no brainer movie audiences and when I look it at a bigger picture..it's simplified.Malaysian viewers got no soul.Don't count on them to watch a good ol inspirational movie that holds a deep context in it.They like something with explosions,hot chick,robots and starships.

This goes to majority of the Malaysian viewers.No I'm not boasting at all about my professional observation to determine the quality of a movie and I don't think what I could do here is anywhere near professionalism.It's something called common sense and the firmness to observe(common sense doesn't always need to be defined as logic but also in terms of social behaviour,character's reaction to scenarios and the fairness of a conclusion).People tend to stray away from their conscience when watching a movie because they got too carried away by visual movements.



PLAIN STUPID SCENES FROM TRANSFORMERS 2 (Picture not included)
1.Sam Witwicky's attempt to resurrect OP which is almost the main storyline
=Of course,use the Matrix that I have with me.Woopss,I've used it to resurrect that antique bloke Jetfire

2.Hot Sorority Blond Girl
=WHAT THEFUCK!!!! a decepticon that imposes as a human.That's just garbage,so not Transformers.

3.Chasing Scene in Hong Kong
=That's right boys,we'll attack those decepticons during the night time where they mind their own business for all these years without disturbing anyone and when we ambush them..they shall kill hundreds of Hong Kong civilian because they're running away from us.Well..we're saving the world that's about it.

4.The world never knew of our existence plot
=Whaaaatttt...I thought there were thousands of people in LA saw you guys fighting in the middle of the town in the first movie.Not to mention some of us got killed.

5.The old noisy Prime baddie that you would expect a good deal of battle scene
=Took Optimus Prime 3 minutes to kill that idiot.

Well..like a bugger would put it 'It's Just a movie goddamnit!'

Yeah right it's JUST a movie and it managed to tick the hell out of me.

So Cupid,where's my love?

Every day and night I never fail to notice about what do people write regarding love.Frankly I'm tired of people who can't stop bitching about love.Love this,love that,love hurts and all that kind of asbestos shit.I think more people should widen their thoughts on what love is about.Anyway here's my perception.


Love is not something to think about every minute and every day.

Love is not something you can attain overnight so if you didn't get it then shut up, stop bitching about it over facebook.

Love is not a propaganda made to give hope to people in their pursuit of whatsoever like you doctorate bitchass says because that's the only subject you've failed.

Love is not all about two significant others caring for each other.It's not all that.

Love is not all about kissing or having sex passionately.

Love is something you have to wait for but at the same time never stop looking.

Love is all around you but you're too blind to see it and you would whine about how mean it is for avoiding you.

Love falls in many categories but it's still LOVE.If you fail to describe what kind it falls to then you don't know anything about love.

Love is something that makes you get out there to make a better out of yourself so that you can help yourself and others.

Love is something you give to everyone,a nice warm and sincere smile is the basic of it.

Love is something that makes you feel sad to see your cat gets hungry.

Love is something that holds you from saying 'later' to your mum when she tells you to get the groceries.

Love is a mechanism of peace.

Love is something that tells you to help out in donating a kidney to that poor stranger who lost one.

Love is not a fundamental thought of love.

Love is an emotion given by god to attain the quest given to us,I don't need to simplify it..it's something you have to learn throughout.

Love is all you need.

What's for Halloween?

Heyya,I'm writing a new post to make sure that you know I'm still alive.Halloween's round the corner.What shall I fucking wear for this year?Shall I say that I'm dead just to add that spooky vibe..nahh that's lame.

Back in 2007 Sunway Lagoon Scream Party,I wore a custom made Vader costume.No it doesn't look tacky mind you,looked pretty rad and awesome except that my lightsaber wasn't glowing.You see,what I hate about the Halloween party in Malaysia is that 90% of the bunch wears ghostly outfit.You'll see these fake ass vampire costumes with lame blood effect or some retarded looking banshee and by lame...REAAALLY LAME.Can't they be more creative such as dressing up as a Maria Sharapova with a white mini skirt and tight fitted polo tee or prolly their mother on bad days?

I'm thinking of wearing a spiderman outfit but it's too cliche and like I say,not creative.I still have my National Service uniform,I guess I'll go with that.Ladies love guys in uniform,that's a plus.

I'm up to no good for this year's H.Most definitely.MuahahHAHahahahaAHhaha >:E



this marvelous photo are solely own and taken by Hot_Boxer on Flickr.No infringement intended

Halloween's most famous mascot has always been the pumpkin and the black cat.The number 13 signifies as the witchcraft numeral.Turn it backwards and it's 31,that's the date for every year's Halloween.Happy Halloween wankers!!

25 True Facts About Yours Truly

1.I have always wanted to be a farmer,growing crops..feeding chicken..in Japan.Harvest Moon:Back to Nature influenced me so much.

2.Never in my life have I ride any Sunway Lagoon's amusement rides though I live in the same town.

3.Never been in a club or go clubbing even once in my entire frat life.

4.When I was in Scotland,there was a girl that I really took a jump when I was 5.Her name was Jill,silky blond hairline with pralines lips and plushy nose.After I went back to Malaysia,I kept writing letters to her under my mom's guidance and supervision bcause she's an english teacher.Then when I was 10,Jill stopped writing to me..partly because of the 9/11 attack and because I'm a muslim.

5.I really want to be a werewolf..whatmore after the release of UW3.Sometimes out of madness I will look at the full moon and pretend that I was changing..sadly nothing happened,binded by the logic of reality.I don't mind if I'll get all hairy.Some of you may know that I'm keeping my sideburns untill the end of my jaw.Now that's being a true werewolf.

6.I have thick eyebrows and chinese eyelid.Some say that I look like Liam Gallagher,some say I look like Tom Cruise and the most flattering one is BANGLA

7.I like older girls..basically bcause they're more matured..have more sexy voice and for so long of sister bond relationship with my sis..I found out that that older girls can be much of a guidance.Basically you can weep and lay your head on their shoulder.

8.I hate Pizza Hut.

9.I weighed 91kg when I was 13.Now it's 49kg.

10.I cut my hair by myself looking at the mirror.Seeing how unreliable a mamak and a salon is because of their disobedient in cutting my hair according to my wish but more of their taste in hairstyles instead of my own.Pleaseeee,none of them wankcutters are Paul Mitchell except me.

11.I smoke fag,as guilty as I am..It is not cool at all..for those who hasn't tried please hold yourself from doing such idiocratic decision of trying one.The wrath of Nicotine is just too powerful..you won't get away.

12.I had my PC reformatted 4 times last year because I did not put any AntiVirus ware in my PC..they are just so annoying..keeping you restricted of your own computer.

13.I want to make fab and extravagant songs so that one day Jason Mraz,Muse or The Killers will bring me along on their tour.That way I can spend time with my idols.Being famous or cashing cheques was never in my mind.

14.I like girls with pale skin, neat heavy eyebrows and with lovely bob hairstyle.

15.I love Chilli's Restaurant for their generousity in pleasing their customers.Kudos to the management.

16.Referring to number 11.Smokers has always been discriminated by the society.Thanks to Noel's Gallagher's perception of 'Smoking cigarettes and Jack Daniel's..what could be more rock n roll?!' I'm not that worried anymore about being a suicidal booger.Hey,no one lives forever.Moreover I'd like to die looking young..that's so Kurt Cobain and James Dean.

17.I like to drink Red Bull.It has become my daily basis drink contributing to my vampiric nocturnal alter ego despite being a wannabe werewolf.

18.I had an aunty,used to live with her untill she passed away.Life is not the same at all without her.Having thoughts of her every night just cuts my will to live my life.If I'm smiling,it's not because I'm happy..it's just for the sake of optimism.This is where the song 'Let it Be' conquered my will of living.

19.I have high hopes in becoming a lawyer.I want to clean up my country..getting rid of parasites,scums and freelancers.What good are they to the country?Learning that you can never straighten the law but that you CAN manipulate the law is aspiring me to become a conniving man.

20.I have always wish that zombie would strike this town and me shooting all those tards saving damsels.

21.The Beatles are the most awesome band in the universe.nuff said.

22.I'm quite a green bugger myself.I want to own the most fuel economy vehicle in the market.Say no to plastics and of course,save the frogs from getting dissected.

23.I love Greek and Norse mythology.Once I wished to become a Historian just for that.

24.Star Trek is waaay better than Star Wars.Star Wars are bunch of mustards carrying glowing swords just like kids and lazily fighting with force instead of good ol' combat.

25.I have Parkinson disease.No.

The Sound of Drum

As I ignite the beats of the drum,

My heart loses it's pump,

Converting it's cardio to these audio.



They say you play piano for pure soul effect,

I play the drum to give a stronger impact,

You whom I would propose to someday,

Are thousand dollars ticket far away.



Someday you'll receive the drum notes I hit,

You'll recognize it's beat for you have heard it,

When you once laid your head on my chest.



For now I've ceased the sounds.Waiting for a response.

You don't play any instrument but I'd be touched to hear a sound I called your voice.

The Glass Containment We Live In

How do we define what life is,
How do we define our life,
Whether it is a rough or a gentle one..

Oooh,who are we to say that the world is a cruel place,
Who are we to say that life sucks for being dumped by a lover,
When we are just like the ants in a glass containment,
Working our sweats off everyday nevertheless we are protected,
Craving for freedom when it is unnecessary,
We do not even live in a place where tears are the only thing we should handle,
Not us..


Have you,
Seen the face of a mother who lost her child,
Cried watching the skeletal figure of a living person,
Held a fascinatingly deadly rifle and killed a man for your own survival,
Heard the breath of the ones who has to identify a dead body that might be their loved one,
in the cold silence of a morgue..


Everyday I see people,mostly young spirits.
Scribbling the desk and the wall about how mean the world are to them,
A confusing thought occured to me,
Why is it the one who has 3 delicate meals a day,
Who has a life insurance,
Who has both arms and both legs,
Are the ones who cries over to their so called crippled fate.

Someday,
Our glass containment will fall,
It will break thus all of us we will be scattered,
That is when we will see and feel how the world is like,
We will start worrying about being stepped and being crushed to death.

That is when we will solemnly think about our life,
When we are dying.

The Insomnia

Twas a beautiful sunny day in a little but busy town called Subang Jaya.Located somewhere in the center of the town,a house inhabited by a pair of husband and wife along with their 2 beautiful blessed children who is still living together with them.1 of the child in that fairly odd family household were still awake.Tick-tock....tick-tock and the clock goes ticking,the clock needle strikes on the number 11 .As the wind gently blows the blinds that was well hammered on the wall,a single but an honest yawn of a young lad could be heard.

The young lad,with a temperate brown coloured skin..2 sets of heavy eyebrows were brushed in different flows of direction by the tired fingers of the young lad.You see,this young lad were struggling hard trying to find his way into the la-la land.19 hours earlier he was well awake with handsome energy and bold movements of muscles but now,he is just a zombie moaning around idiotly.As he was sitting on his cushy reclinable office chair,he heard a woman's voice.In a sexy and profoundly sultry manner,was the tone of the mysterious woman's voice

'Come and lie on top me,I'm so soft and warm'

as the young lad searches for that mysterious tantalizing voice..his dark brown eyes were suddenly locked into one thing in his room..his bed.

He decided to creep on his bed and hug his cuddly white pillow.As he were about to shut his eyelids,came another mysterious voice with a deep vocal kind of attribute indicating that it was like the voice of an alpha male named Tom Selleck

'Come to me,I got something for you..something new just came in and you have to see it'.


Huzzah!! his eyes were back on,the ceiling was the first thing he was staring.Slowly he stands up on his feet,walking slowly towards his favourite machine..slumbering through his notifications mail list..checking up messages hoping that a Californian drop dead gorgeous woman would be in his 'friend approval' list.Dissapointed as he is,an awkwardly odd Indonesian guy was in the list..without any futile attempt to enter into the stranger's profile..the young lad clicked on 'deny' and switched off the machine with disgust and dissapointment.

To his amazement,another voice were calling him..a graspy and old voice were saying

'My dear friend,suck on me..you'll get the most majestic pleasure out of me..yeaaaahh baby'.

The young lad turned his head on the table and was smiling cynically.

(NARRATOR:-Oh well it's a cigarette,no suspense needed in this one cause I'm worrying it's getting old)


And so the young lad lighted his fine Pall Mall cigarette inhaling his first pleasurable drag while reading the sentence

"Wherever particular people congregate"

smiling proudly.As the wonderful cancer stick burns slowly reaching it's way to man's most successful gimmick of assurance called 'the filter' the young lad decided to do the most courageous act and put it out.He was in thawe,for his head feels as if there were 100 elephants sitting.


The young lad walked to his bed,lyed down and slept.He slept and slept as if it is winter hibernation,slept like it was his last sleep till the clock strikes twelve.As he opens his heavy eyelids..he looks outside his window,outside was dark and all he can see were some beautiful twinkling stars and a retarded pontianak brushing her hair.

ALAS!!! the young lad started to scream and running around his house.Then a beautiful,middle age woman,plump and short came into his sight and asked the shocked young lad

'What happened!?you look like you've seen a ghost'

His breath were out of tune,his lungs were diccipating but that didn't stop him from uttering words..

'Maa It's 12 a.m....and my shisha stall was supposed to be opened up at 10p.m...oh noooo..there goes heaven's profit'

and so that was the end of an unfortunate tale of a young lad trying to make a living.